SC Wolverines
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 16.48 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 14.88 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 20.80 |
| Austin, Miles DAL WR | 18.20 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 20.50 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 6.40 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 8.80 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 8.00 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 122.06 |
| Potential Points: |
141.76 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
86.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cassel, Matt KCC QB | 0 |
| Bell, Mike NOS RB | 3.90 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 8.80 |
| Wells, Chris ARI RB | 4.70 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 13.90 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 21.10 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 0 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 3.00 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 13.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 68.40 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 190.46 |
|
Pissing Excellence
| Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 10.02 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 8.10 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 20.30 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 11.70 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 12.30 |
| Edwards, Braylon NYJ WR | 17.40 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 7.60 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 3.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 6.00 |
| Starter Total: | 96.42 |
| Potential Points: |
96.42 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 6.90 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Fred NEP RB | 0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Holt, Torry JAC WR | 3.70 |
| Manningham, Mario NYG WR | 0 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 3.00 |
| Winslow, Kellen TBB TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 13.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 110.02 |
|
Wah-nee Pride
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay CHI QB | 11.20 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 25.50 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 7.60 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 21.10 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 10.60 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 20.80 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 11.90 |
| Carney, John NOS PK | 5.00 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 115.7 |
| Potential Points: |
129.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
89.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 6.14 |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 0 |
| Brown, Chris HOU RB | 4.30 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 16.00 |
| Garcon, Pierre IND WR | 9.30 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 0 |
| Wade, Bobby KCC WR | 0 |
| Shiancoe, Visanthe MIN TE | 8.50 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 7.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 51.24 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 166.94 |
|
Mustangs
| Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 15.46 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 30.00 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 7.00 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 4.90 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 8.60 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 14.30 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 8.80 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 1.00 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 98.06 |
| Potential Points: |
126.36 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 5.76 |
| Benson, Cedric CIN RB | 0 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 20.70 |
| Ochocinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Schilens, Chaz OAK WR | 0 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 0 |
| Celek, Brent PHI TE | 17.30 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 0 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 12.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 55.76 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 153.82 |
|
Storm Troopers
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 13.88 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 22.90 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 13.70 |
| Bennett, Earl CHI WR | 4.90 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 16.30 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 8.20 |
| Miller, Zach OAK TE | 11.70 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 12.00 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 7.00 |
| Starter Total: | 110.58 |
| Potential Points: |
123.88 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
89.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 0 |
| Harrison, Jerome CLE RB | 1.90 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 1.00 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 0 |
| Stuckey, Chansi CLE WR | 2.10 |
| Washington, Nate TEN WR | 10.20 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 5.70 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 15.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 35.90 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 146.48 |
|
Floating Fecal Logs
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 28.24 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 37.30 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 1.50 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 12.60 |
| Sims-Walker, Mike JAC WR | 2.90 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 32.70 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 3.50 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 10.00 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 10.00 |
| Starter Total: | 138.74 |
| Potential Points: |
168.14 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
82.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Orton, Kyle DEN QB | 7.18 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 4.10 |
| Ward, Derrick TBB RB | 0 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 13.70 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 9.90 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 13.70 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 4.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 52.58 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 191.32 |
|
Gridiron Pirates
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 22.62 |
| Moreno, Knowshon DEN RB | 9.90 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 8.20 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 0 |
| Smith, Steve NYG WR | 14.80 |
| Washington, Kelley BAL WR | 9.80 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 3.30 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 8.00 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 6.00 |
| Starter Total: | 82.62 |
| Potential Points: |
93.42 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Smith, Alex SFO QB | 13.92 |
| Buckhalter, Correll DEN RB | 8.80 |
| James, Edgerrin FA RB | 3.00 |
| Johnson, Larry CIN RB | 0 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 10.20 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 0 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 0 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 0 |
| Finley, Jermichael GBP TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 35.92 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 118.54 |
|
Reservoir Dogs
| Starters |
| Sanchez, Mark NYJ QB | 29.20 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 21.20 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 15.80 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 2.50 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 24.30 |
| Rice, Sidney MIN WR | 8.00 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 7.90 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 6.00 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 115.9 |
| Potential Points: |
135.3 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 28.10 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 0 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 2.80 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 0 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 0 |
| Coles, Laveranues CIN WR | 0 |
| Wallace, Mike PIT WR | 0 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 24.00 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 4.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 58.90 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 174.80 |
|
Alvarado Sharks
| Starters |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 14.00 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 24.70 |
| McCoy, LeSean PHI RB | 16.60 |
| Burton, Keenan STL WR | 10.40 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 10.10 |
| Knox, Johnny CHI WR | 7.40 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 20.30 |
| Tynes, Lawrence NYG PK | 5.00 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 0.00 |
| Starter Total: | 108.5 |
| Potential Points: |
108.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 0 |
| Choice, Tashard DAL RB | 1.10 |
| Forsett, Justin SEA RB | 1.70 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Britt, Kenny TEN WR | 1.70 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 0 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 5.80 |
| Jones, James GBP WR | 5.20 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 15.50 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 124.00 |
|
SA Hellboys
| Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 34.68 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 7.20 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 12.10 |
| Crabtree, Michael SFO WR | 13.10 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 14.00 |
| Nicks, Hakeem NYG WR | 9.30 |
| Gonzalez, Tony ATL TE | 16.70 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 2.00 |
| Lions, Detroit DET Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 113.08 |
| Potential Points: |
133.68 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
84.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett MIN QB | 33.76 |
| Greene, Shonn NYJ RB | 0.80 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 22.40 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 5.30 |
| Caldwell, Andre CIN WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 0 |
| Maclin, Jeremy PHI WR | 14.70 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 3.10 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 80.06 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 193.14 |
|
BowerPower
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 14.76 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 4.30 |
| Tomlinson, LaDainian SDC RB | 17.60 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 14.60 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 16.80 |
| Owens, Terrell BUF WR | 17.80 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 2.20 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 8.00 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 12.00 |
| Starter Total: | 108.06 |
| Potential Points: |
139.58 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Carr, David NYG QB | 0.00 |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 16.28 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 11.80 |
| Coffee, Glen SFO RB | 0.80 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 0 |
| Harvin, Percy MIN WR | 19.60 |
| Boss, Kevin NYG TE | 16.90 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 0 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 65.38 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 173.44 |
|
Five Buddhas of Doom
| Starters |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 13.50 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 3.60 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 12.20 |
| Collie, Austin IND WR | 12.60 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. SEA WR | 6.40 |
| Massaquoi, Mohamed CLE WR | 3.80 |
| Carlson, John SEA TE | 7.50 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 11.00 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 14.00 |
| Starter Total: | 84.6 |
| Potential Points: |
105.46 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 21.96 |
| Brown, Donald IND RB | 0 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 5.50 |
| Charles, Jamaal KCC RB | 0 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 4.70 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 0 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 6.70 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 7.10 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 20.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 65.96 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 150.56 |
|