Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFL I matchup, SC Wolverines beat a strong Pissing Excellence team by a score of 122.06 to 96.42, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,964.

Adrian Peterson

SC Wolverines were led to their 25.64 point victory by a 20.80 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 97 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 44 receiving yards. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We're going to savor this victory," SC Wolverines coach Dave Torreano said.

Pissing Excellence were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.30 point effort from Ray Rice, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Braylon Edwards, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 74 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We had our chances but we let them slip away," Pissing Excellence coach Rob Obstgarten said.

This brings the record for SC Wolverines to 5-3, and drops Pissing Excellence to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 9, SC Wolverines are at the 4-4 SA Hellboys, where SA Hellboys are an early 16.1-point underdog, while the 2-6 Reservoir Dogs are at Pissing Excellence, where Pissing Excellence are an early 8.8-point favorite.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFL I showdown, Wah-nee Pride beat a strong Mustangs team by a score of 115.70 to 98.06, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,514.

Matt Forte

Wah-nee Pride were led to their 17.64 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 90 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 31 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 4 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 21.10 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 151 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"This team has finally learned how to win," Wah-nee Pride coach Jeff Lazar said.

Mustangs were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.00 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 177 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Jones-Drew was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 15.46 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards.

"We only have to look in the mirror," Mustangs coach Brian Thorne said.

Adding salt to the wound, Mustangs could have scored 126.36 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brian Thorne left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 20.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Wah-nee Pride to 6-2, and drops Mustangs to a record of 7-1.

Coming up in week 9, Wah-nee Pride are at the 1-7 Five Buddhas of Doom, where Five Buddhas of Doom are an early 35.2-point underdog, while the 6-2 Floating Fecal Logs are at Mustangs, where Mustangs are an early 13.6-point underdog.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFL I classic, Floating Fecal Logs beat a strong Storm Troopers team by a score of 138.74 to 110.58, extending the winning streak for Floating Fecal Logs to 4 games.

Chris Johnson

Floating Fecal Logs were led to their 28.16 point victory by a 37.30 point effort from Chris Johnson, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 228 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 11 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 32.70 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"They gave us a big scare," Floating Fecal Logs coach Albert Leach said.

Storm Troopers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.90 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 43 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 16.30 point effort from Steve Smith, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 17 rushing yards.

"The ball just didn't bounce our way," Storm Troopers coach Evan said.

This brings the record for Floating Fecal Logs to 6-2, and drops Storm Troopers to a record of 1-7.

Coming up in week 9, Storm Troopers are at the 4-4 Alvarado Sharks, where Alvarado Sharks are an early 15.3-point underdog, while Floating Fecal Logs are at the 7-1 Mustangs, where Mustangs are an early 13.6-point underdog.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFL I showdown, Reservoir Dogs beat a strong Gridiron Pirates team by a score of 115.90 to 82.62, extending the losing streak for Gridiron Pirates to 4 games.

Mark Sanchez

Reservoir Dogs were led to their 33.28 point victory by a 29.20 point effort from Mark Sanchez, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 265 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Sanchez was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 24.30 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 103 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"This team shows a lot of character," Reservoir Dogs coach Scott Goddard said.

Gridiron Pirates were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.62 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 308 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Steve Smith, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 68 receiving yards.

"They ate our lunch," Gridiron Pirates coach Brian Prescott said.

This brings the record for Reservoir Dogs to 2-6, and drops Gridiron Pirates to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, Gridiron Pirates are at the 3-5 BowerPower, where BowerPower are an early 3.6-point underdog, while Reservoir Dogs are at the 5-3 Pissing Excellence, where Pissing Excellence are an early 8.8-point favorite.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFL I battle, SA Hellboys squeaked by a tough Alvarado Sharks team by a score of 113.08 to 108.50, behind the support of 71,902 faithful fans.

Aaron Rodgers

SA Hellboys were led to their 4.58 point victory by a 34.68 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 287 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 89 receiving yards.

"It's tough to win in a hostile environment," SA Hellboys coach Mark McDaniel said.

Alvarado Sharks were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.70 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Dallas Clark, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 99 receiving yards.

"They caught us on an off night," Alvarado Sharks coach Kevin McBride said.

This brings the record for SA Hellboys to 4-4, and drops Alvarado Sharks to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 SC Wolverines are at SA Hellboys, where SA Hellboys are an early 16.1-point underdog, while the 1-7 Storm Troopers are at Alvarado Sharks, where Alvarado Sharks are an early 15.3-point underdog.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFL I showdown, BowerPower beat a strong Five Buddhas of Doom team by a score of 108.06 to 84.60, extending the losing streak for Five Buddhas of Doom to 3 games.

Terrell Owens

BowerPower were led to their 23.46 point victory by a 17.80 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 39 receiving yards in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.60 point effort from LaDainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 56 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

"This team has finally learned how to win," BowerPower coach Troy Bower said.

Five Buddhas of Doom were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.00 point effort from the Houston Texans Defensive Team. With this performance, the Texans was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 8. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 175 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

"Turnovers killed us," Five Buddhas of Doom coach Mike Obstgarten/Carl LiBassi said.

BowerPower took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for BowerPower to 3-5, and drops Five Buddhas of Doom to a record of 1-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-2 Wah-nee Pride are at Five Buddhas of Doom, where Five Buddhas of Doom are an early 35.2-point underdog, while the 4-4 Gridiron Pirates are at BowerPower, where BowerPower are an early 3.6-point underdog.